June 19, 2019

Hey homies, they just announced that my flight to Philly has been diverted to Charlotte, NC. That is wicky, wicky whack! Good thing I’m flying first class or I would be hella mad, yo! The Hornets suck!

My pops told me not to let anybody push me around on this trip, so they better get us back on the way to Philadelphia FAST. If they don’t, I’m gonna stand up and yell, “Hey, we got Da Bomb on this plane, yo! And if you don’t get it up in the air lickety splickety Da Bomb gonna explode!”

I’ll let you all know how it works out in my next post.