Rotate on this, yo!

Unstoppable, Yo! by Addicus https://mforge.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/Addicus-Unstoppable.mp3 November 16, 2021 Yo, homies! I guess you probably heard the news by now: the haters came after Da Bomb! That’s right, those snowflakes in my cumbaya basketball...

Bite this, yo!

Asshole Shark Attack by Da Bomb https://mforge.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/Asshole_Shark.mp3 August 4, 2021 Yo, yo, yo! Long time, no Bomb, bitches! (That’s right, my moms says I can use curse words in my blog now that I’m 16 and shit!) So my East Coast cousins...

American Airlines is whack, yo!

July 15, 2020 You are not gonna believe this homies! American Airlines is whack! As soon as I walked on the plane to Philly, some big-ass boomer in the first row jumped out of his seat and tackled me for no reason! He’s lucky I didn’t see him coming cuz you know I...

Diverted, yo!

June 19, 2019 Hey homies, they just announced that my flight to Philly has been diverted to Charlotte, NC. That is wicky, wicky whack! Good thing I’m flying first class or I would be hella mad, yo! The Hornets suck! My pops told me not to let anybody push me...

My moms is whack, yo!

My Mom’s Whack/Not Whack Ratio 85% 85% June 15, 2019 I’m so bummed, homies! My moms was looking at flights for July instead of June and now I can’t go to Philadelphia! I think they invented calendars like a hundred years ago or something, so that’s like crazy...

My cousin sucks, yo!

June 14, 2019  So my dad says my cousin Lex doesn’t want to walk around NYC with me! That’s so whack, yo! He totally sucks and there is no way he is going to be the next Chris Columbus. I actually starred in a couple of his movies before and I totally carried them. He...