by Addicus | Jun 19, 2019 | Whack!
June 19, 2019 Hey homies, they just announced that my flight to Philly has been diverted to Charlotte, NC. That is wicky, wicky whack! Good thing I’m flying first class or I would be hella mad, yo! The Hornets suck! My pops told me not to let anybody push me...
by Addicus | Jun 17, 2019 | Bomb!
July 17, 2019 Hey guess what homies? My moms and pops felt guilty for being so whack and they bought me a first class ticket to Philadelphia for Wednesday! I’m so excited, yo! In just a little over 24 hours I’ll be hanging with my cousins Lex and Brynn! I was a little...
by Addicus | Jun 16, 2019 | Bomb!
June 16, 2019 Yo homies, you all know how much I love my boi Mario. He’s is almost as bomb as I am. You know, like I’m a hydrogen bomb and he’s an atom bomb. My psychiatrist is all like, “Addicus, Mario is not real, yo. He’s a video game character.” Dude is so whack!...
by Addicus | Jun 15, 2019 | Bomb!
June 15, 2019 Just got some bomb news, homies! My moms hooked me up with a plane ticket to Philadelphia for this Tuesday! So I will be heading to the City of Brothers In Love to see my cousins Brynn and Lex (Lex, I was just playin. You know I love you). My pops was...
by Addicus | Jun 15, 2019 | Whack!
My Mom’s Whack/Not Whack Ratio 85% 85% June 15, 2019 I’m so bummed, homies! My moms was looking at flights for July instead of June and now I can’t go to Philadelphia! I think they invented calendars like a hundred years ago or something, so that’s like crazy...
