July 20, 2020
Hey Pops, guess you won’t be telling me what I have to eat now, yo! 155 LBS, BOOM! It’s nothing but Saltine crackers and Diet Country Time Lemonade for Da Bomb from here on out.Uncle Mike gave me all kinds of tips on how to starve myself and lose all my body fat so I can get down to 3 percent. I’m talkin’ legit 3 percent, yo, not Pops on ganja 3 percent.
He said pushing myself beyond my limits like he did will leave me a physical wreck by the time I’m 50, but that’ll be in like 2099 or something, so who cares, yo!?