July 14, 2020
Yo homies, long time, no Bomb!!! I didn’t mean to neglect y’all but Da Bomb has been da bizay! I got so much stuff going on, I need a schedule manager for my schedule manager, yo!
Hope you’re all healthy and Corona-V free. You know that virus ain’t messin’ with Da Bomb. It’d be all like, “Yo Bomb, I’m here to infect you, homes!” And I’d be like “Yo, you try to infect me and you gonna wish you never left Wuhan, V!” And Corona would be all like, “Oh snap, Ima go infect some uncool loser instead, yo!”
But I got BIG news, homies! I’m heading back to the City of Brotherly Love! That’s right, me and my little sis are hopping on a plane tomorrow morning and going to visit my cuzins on the East Side! I’m super excited, yo, cause their parents are whack when it comes to nutrition and stuff. My moms is always like, “Hey Addicus, have one of these dehydrated carrots and a shot of dandelion juice” and my pops is always like, “Addicus, eat one of these organic vegan pork rinds!” But when I’m at my cousins, their parents are like, “Yo Bomb, try five or six of these cookie dough filled sugar donuts!” or “Hey Bomb, have one of these Jack Daniels and peanut butter cup smoothies!” They’re totally cool, yo!
Anyway, I got to get packin. My boi Mario is buggin because I’m bringing my sis instead of him, so he hid all my shoes and headphones and stuff. I was like, “Come on Mario, you know you’re my main homie and all, but if I don’t take my sister with me my parents are going to pee all over my Philly parade!”
Make sure you check my blog tomorrow for updates, yo!