by Addicus | Jun 17, 2019 | Bomb!
July 17, 2019 Hey guess what homies? My moms and pops felt guilty for being so whack and they bought me a first class ticket to Philadelphia for Wednesday! I’m so excited, yo! In just a little over 24 hours I’ll be hanging with my cousins Lex and Brynn! I was a little...
by Addicus | Jun 16, 2019 | Bomb!
June 16, 2019 Yo homies, you all know how much I love my boi Mario. He’s is almost as bomb as I am. You know, like I’m a hydrogen bomb and he’s an atom bomb. My psychiatrist is all like, “Addicus, Mario is not real, yo. He’s a video game character.” Dude is so whack!...
by Addicus | Jun 15, 2019 | Bomb!
June 15, 2019 Just got some bomb news, homies! My moms hooked me up with a plane ticket to Philadelphia for this Tuesday! So I will be heading to the City of Brothers In Love to see my cousins Brynn and Lex (Lex, I was just playin. You know I love you). My pops was...
by Addicus | Jun 15, 2019 | Whack!
My Mom’s Whack/Not Whack Ratio 85% 85% June 15, 2019 I’m so bummed, homies! My moms was looking at flights for July instead of June and now I can’t go to Philadelphia! I think they invented calendars like a hundred years ago or something, so that’s like crazy...
by Addicus | Jun 14, 2019 | Bomb!
June 14, 2019 Just found out I’m meeting my cousin in NEW YORK CITY on Monday! That’s right, yo, the big city of dreams, if I can make it there I can make it anywhere and all that stuff. I’m so pumped! My old man has to be there for some legal crap, so I’m hitching a...
by Addicus | Jun 14, 2019 | Whack!
June 14, 2019 So my dad says my cousin Lex doesn’t want to walk around NYC with me! That’s so whack, yo! He totally sucks and there is no way he is going to be the next Chris Columbus. I actually starred in a couple of his movies before and I totally carried them. He...
by Addicus | Jun 14, 2019 | Whack!
June 14, 2019 Hey Lex, here is what I think of your chances of being a moviemaker, yo. And by the way, this is what a great movie looks like, not that you would...
