American Airlines is whack, yo!

July 15, 2020 You are not gonna believe this homies! American Airlines is whack! As soon as I walked on the plane to Philly, some big-ass boomer in the first row jumped out of his seat and tackled me for no reason! He’s lucky I didn’t see him coming cuz you know I...

Asha is DOPE, yo!

July 15, 2020 My sister is like my biggest fan, yo! Much love, sis. I could not have done everything I have without your...

Philly 2020, yo!

July 14, 2020 Yo homies, long time, no Bomb!!! I didn’t mean to neglect y’all but Da Bomb has been da bizay! I got so much stuff going on, I need a schedule manager for my schedule manager, yo! Hope you’re all healthy and Corona-V free. You know that virus ain’t...

I can eat whatever I want, yo!

July 20, 2020 Hey Pops, guess you won’t be telling me what I have to eat now, yo! 155 LBS, BOOM! It’s nothing but Saltine crackers and Diet Country Time Lemonade for Da Bomb from here on out.Uncle Mike gave me all kinds of tips on how to starve myself and lose all my...

Diverted, yo!

June 19, 2019 Hey homies, they just announced that my flight to Philly has been diverted to Charlotte, NC. That is wicky, wicky whack! Good thing I’m flying first class or I would be hella mad, yo! The Hornets suck! My pops told me not to let anybody push me...